Clit Shit

When a woman doesn’t need penetration, just clit shit

I don’t need my dildo today; only in the mood for that clit shit!

by BunchofTwats August 22, 2018

Clit Shit

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

by zfin87 January 04, 2019

Vodka Clit

When a female is unable to get physically aroused due to heavy alcohol consumption.

I didn’t have good sex with Michael last night after getting home from the bars, I had vodka clit and he had whiskey dick.

by gaydancer January 29, 2019

red clit

girls’ version of blue balls

“Ethan left me with red clit last night.”

by p00pf4rt September 28, 2023

Clit Sucker

A term for a homosexual woman.

Guy 1: I heard Nelly has a crush on Laura.
Guy 2: I bet that's true! Nelly's definitely a Clit Sucker.

by Bonical March 19, 2023

Clit-Cada

Just like the cicadas come up every so often, so does the Clit-Cada, as man cannot predict the timing of when this creature will surface.

I came home from work, I was stressed out, and my wife’s Clit-Cada was nowhere to be found.

by Hi Krunch May 18, 2021

clit frit

A rectangular marking of semen down in the vaginal area of a woman, resembling the looks of a frit.

Oy mate, i was about to go wild on this chick, but then i realized she had a clit frit.

by DJ Meatgobbler March 06, 2017