Texas sundae

When a man shits in a woman’s vagina and than goes down on her and eats her out.

Dude!! I just seen this guy make a Texas Sundae with my neighbor.

by EasyE August 21, 2022

Texas Twinkie

When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.

Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...

by Mercflow September 7, 2022

Forsan Texas

Forsan Texas is a little shithole that know one’s knows about. The school is filled with wanna be rodeo stars and homophobes. The school always tries to keep a good cover over the shit school it is and never punishes their students unless they vape. The town consists of 2 shitty schools and run down houses filled with dropouts and drug addicts.

Person 1- “Hey im gonna move to Forsan Texas and see send my kid to school there”
Person 2- “You’re a dumbass. Only do that if you wanna have dropout drug dealer kids.

by Kai.Lincoln December 27, 2021

Anna, Texas

A town full of snobby Karen’s with coke addictions, who all fuck their neighbors while their husbands work their asses off to support them.

Anna, Texas is full of snooty bitches.

by Small Town Texas Girl December 29, 2021

Texas Billionaire

A sexual act in which one partner is to be positioned with their ass in the air as the other partner inserts themselves inside the other; this will be a squatting action above the receiving partner; feet firmly planted shoulder width apart in the drilling position. As the partner thrusts down they must hold both hands in the air as if they are shooting pistols into the air while shouting, “We struck oil!” or “Yahoo!”

Hank got lucky the other night, he was able to pull off the Texas Billionaire on his wife after coming home from the bar.

by Zi11a March 19, 2022

Texas Hold'em

Getting a handjob from a TX girl.

Person 1: What'd you do last week?
Person 2: I got a Texas Hold'em from the new girl.

by Littlegirl99999 November 20, 2020

Walkin' in Texas

An idiomatic paradox. When a person does something that is highly unlikely to succeed or completely out of the ordinary.

Person 1: "I heard Jim has to eat 12 burritos in 30 seconds there's no way he can do that!"
Person 2: "Yeah, healing really walkin' in Texas with this one!"
*They both laugh hysterically*

by MoganB January 27, 2021