Texas Tooter

Snipping a used catheter in half to make a tooter to snort an 8 ball of cocaine.

I forgot my glass Tooter when I headed to Vegas so I grabbed my grandma’s catheter on the way to the airport and made a Texas Tooter.

That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.

by Dick Onchin February 21, 2023

woodville, texas

It's a small town in texas, that once girls graduate their asses get as wide as they are tall... Be easy on the door frames

Watch out people woodville, Texas is coming through.

by Lilj1984 March 31, 2017

Texas Stamp

When you take your buckled belt, wrap it around her hips, put her nose in a corner mimicking a bucking chute, elbow her in the kidneys then riding her like the bucking whore she is.

That girl looks like she could really use a Texas stamping

by BriannScar June 12, 2023

Texas Tandem

When two heterosexual couples are fucking side by side without engaging in a 4-way or orgy.

It was a real nice night...Chris and I went out to the bar, brought a couple girls home and did the texas tandem on his tempur pedic.

by WayneNetworks October 3, 2011

texas pepper

Noun - Ash from a cigarette that is inadvertently dropped into beer, whiskey, wine, or whatever alcohol one happens to be drinking.

"He was drunk and trying to tell us some lame story about a genie - with a cigarette in his mouth - and ended up with texas pepper in his rye."

by Earthenwares July 15, 2014

Texas Longhorn

When your fist is shoulder deep up an anus.

That butt hole is so loose that you could easily perform a Texas Longhorn.

by Texxx6996 July 5, 2018

texas dragonfly

When your fucking a chick and your home starts flooding so that she has to flap her arms to stay above water.

I had Cindy over and there was a Texas dragonfly

by Mikey Droppelman October 1, 2017