tennesee is a stupid wasteland i like to call walmart texas. the only stores we have are dollar generals and walmart, and everyone talks with an obnoxious country accent. walmart texas is also the equivalent of a nuclear apocalypse 24/7
by applepiemommy September 08, 2021
by Seamendeamon69 April 07, 2017
When a man has a never ending wipe and uses his penis as a bidet by stretching his cock around his balls, eye to eye with his brown eye, and pees on or in his own butt hole to clean it off.
More hygienic than the Mississippi wet wipe.
More hygienic than the Mississippi wet wipe.
by Thetexasbidetcreator April 04, 2021
by BIGG R August 13, 2021
The act of soaking a harmonica in a jar of mayonnaise and then inserting it into the anus. While having anal sex the wind from being thrusted into will create a unique musical memory. Proving that mayonnaise is indeed an instrument.
Todd:"Hey man I just gave my first Texas Howdy to Marie the other night."
Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"
Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"
by ahhwhatisthat October 10, 2023
An improvised tool or device to protect one's genitals balls nuts testicles scrotum from being hit with an object.
Ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but I used my plate as a Texas Shield.
Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.
Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.
by chaimy4life May 27, 2012
A Texas Tickler is when a male masturbates with a handfull of cockleburs or other type of plant stickers.
by PowerStroker August 16, 2015