Swamp Donkey

A crazy old red headed motherfucker pretending to be a high school ag teacher that tells unbelievable bullshit that is completely and utterly...false.

"Even though I'm 5'1", 240 lbs. I used to run track and bench 350, and I also can shoot a ping pong ball off anyone's head from 250+ yards with a crossbow.....I AM NOT A SWAMP DONKEY, YOU GODDAMN LIL BASTARDS!"-MW

by IMakeSparksWhenIWalk40 December 21, 2008

swamp cock

when you put you dick in a stank pussy

tommy fucked a girl with a stank pussy and her got swamp cock

by swamp watt August 31, 2016

swiss swamp sock

A Swiss Swamp Sock is when you jizz in someone's shoes and then they put their foot in and their sock gets soggy. Could be used for a revenge or just a practical joke.

"The bitch dumped me so i gave her the good old Swiss swamp sock."

by JITE MUFFIN February 24, 2010

Secret Swamp Thing

Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy

Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.

by TammyTime1991 January 16, 2010

Refill the Swamp Stapler

To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

Skippy: "Boy, you're crabby today."
Dale: "Sorry, maybe I should go refill the swamp stapler."

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

Florida Swamp Squirt

When the ass sweat of a Floridian swamp man is collected into a turkey baster and subsequently injected into the vagina of his lover

How was your date, Becky Ann?

I knew he was the one when it ended with a Florida Swamp Squirt

by Swampy69 August 18, 2018

daddy swamp hole

Just the name of a guy who is on my phone.

Daddy swamp hole just snapped me

by 123BlondeBombshell December 25, 2017