ur mum

gay

jim: ugh you are so stupid
carl: ur mum gay
jim:*ligit fucking dies*

by Your_local_lesbian December 30, 2019

Mum

The woman that gave birth to you and always wins a fight but secretly doing that because she loves u

*Fighting*
Mum:YOU KNOW THAT I CARRIED YOU FOR 9 MONTHS?!?!

by Kayia online January 11, 2020

ur mum

a slut;an old hag

what u doing

:ur mum

by emo2419 January 11, 2020

Ur mum gay

Commonly used as an insult but not actually true

Kevin your mum gay
Steve No u

by Big bob who’s mum is dead January 19, 2020

Ur mum gay

Commonly used as an insult during fights

Kevin: Ur mum gay
Steve:No u

by Big bob who’s mum is dead January 19, 2020

Call Mum

When someone does something or says something only because someone else reminded them or forced them to. This is usually in the context to "make things right/better", when they haven't thought of it themselves. Like when siblings tell each other to "Call Mum" cause it will make her happy but they don't always think to do it.

Eg. 1 Call Mum
He - "I miss you"
She - "Oh I miss you too"
He - "Did you just call mummed me?"

Eg.2 Call mum
Dan: "It's Jake's birthday today"
Rob: "Happy Bday Jake!"
Jake: " Thanks. Did you actually remember or were you called mommed?"

by Noeanais28 March 31, 2020

Your Mum

a person who gave u life dumbass why are you looking this up motherfucker

"hey i fucked your mum!"

by ImATonk April 10, 2020