Uncle Sticky

(n) - The man you know, not necessarily your uncle, who consistently makes wildly inappropriate comments/innuendos and leers at young girls for an uncomfortable amount of time.

I can't bring my kids around Tom anymore. My daughter is old enough that he turns into an Uncle Sticky.

by lancealil February 28, 2012

sticky butt

The result of someone pouring an entire bottle of maple syrup all over your underwear. When this happens, you have no choice but to wear it for the next nine days.

Josh threatened Lieutenant Peterson with sticky butt if he didn't stop calling him

by skiddiots January 30, 2024

Sticky Grenade

Slapping your penis on a persons face and jizzing at the same time

YOOOOO JUST HIT THE MOST DEVIOUS STICKY GRENADE BRO

by SLIGGLESTICKMASTER February 22, 2025

Sticky Cosby

During drunken intercourse one ejaculates on there partner's face and proceeds to rub it in with post-it notes containing Bill Cosby quotes.

mom-"give me a sticky cosby before you go to school"
son-"that sounds like a plan mom!"

by TouchedByaCosby November 15, 2016

sticky dicky

Someone who masturbates while using some sort of sticky substance instead of lubricant, such as honey.

RIP Nicolas Cage. He was an actor, a hero, a sticky dicky.

by Beel September 23, 2015

Sticky crawly

Stripping naked and Smothering your testicles in honey then locating an ants nest then sitting on it while cranking that hog (masturbating)

Stumbled upon an ants nest last night, couldn’t help myself from chucking a quick sticky crawly

by Stickyman October 4, 2025

Sticky upie

Sticking up in all directions...such as hair when you wake up.

My hair is all sticky upie.

by Peaches9112 June 18, 2017