by lilsamsixty9 June 2, 2021

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.
by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste
Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”
by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023

There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".
by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021

When you fill someone’s mouth full of sliced lemons and sugar then fuck them in the mouth until you make lemonade
by Riadini June 30, 2021

When one is disregarding their own self worth/general safety in pursuit of someone or something they believe to be better.
Candice: He read my message 5 minutes ago. He’s probably writing me back a long love message!!
Gwinn: Candice please stand up! That man don’t want you
Gwinn: Candice please stand up! That man don’t want you
by Minimarsailles October 22, 2022

she is a very pretty lady. When I saw her licking ice cream, i knew it would stand her in good stead. Because after I would have hired her, i would download facebook and let her suckerberg me. Due to the fact, if she weren't willing to do it, I would zuckerberg her
by flobil November 15, 2023
