Banana split

when an individual wearing a dress and thong is standing and accidentally defecates and the turd is cleanly sliced in half lengthwise by the string of the thong before falling to the ground.

"That cold brew coffee went straight through me. I gotta get to a bathroom quick or I'm gonna make a banana split."

by Havanabanana May 31, 2017

mint splitter

noah. he spits them mints REALLLLL good

noah is a mint splitting god

isnt noah a mint splitter?
yeah he is!
noah will you split our mints?
OH yeah i love splitting mints

thanks noah youre our mint splitting god

by mintsplitter8000 October 31, 2017

double splitted

The act of double splitting in a speedrun.

"SHIT! I just double splitted"

by CoolBro1086 January 19, 2018

Banana Split

A sex act between two men where one guy's dicc is sliced down the middle and the other guy puts his dicc inside the wound and nuts.

Made the little whore a banana split last night... he screamed like a strangled cat the whole time.

by SATANIK KRIGSMASCHINE July 8, 2019

7-10 Split

A kinky term for doing the deed with a chick as nasty as possible. If you bury your cock in the middle and can't get off, it's a missed shot. If you go down on her however and she does, your a legend.

Dude says: my girlfriend wanted the 7-10 split last night. Friend: Did she get off? Dude says: Yes she said I was champ. Friend says: Way to go bro.

by DTF4Y August 4, 2017

All-American Banana Split

A sex move. One that only true savages can successfully perform. Placing the dick between the two breasts, the man slides it up and down, also sliding it in and out of the servants mouth. This combines the titty fuck and oral sex, creating a physical sensation like none other. When the groin gravy is ready to be released, dispense of it upon the nipples like whipped cream out of a can. Then, shout "I scream for ice cream!", and lick the cream of of the breast. Rumor has it that this act has transformed nobody's into legends, and some even say that it gave Odell Beckham Jr. the amazing superhuman abilities he possess today. Proceed with caution.

I realized that only the likes of Chuck Norris and Odell Beckham could pull off the All-American Banana Split.

by Blakey15 March 19, 2021

Louisiana log splitter

A terrifying finishing move in the gritty underground anything goes wrestling scene. One half Boston crab, one half rectal wrecking fury that leaves the opponant with Vietnam style flash backs for years to come.

I really thought Johnny was going to win that match, until Jeff got him in the Louisiana log splitter!

by Bowling ball bag Bob July 28, 2021