sloppy H

The act of human coitus where one man has intercourse with a woman's mouth and the other has intercourse with her anal or vaginal cavity at the same time. So called because the woman's body makes an "H" shape with both her arms and her knees.

Carrie wouldn't let us leave the room until she was given her promised "Sloppy H".

by clownsuit June 17, 2006

sloppy hood

when a girl has one nasty vagina and it leaks like an old faucet.

sloppy hood you freak.

by Lohla September 8, 2006

Sloppy Jim

Getting excessively drunk to the point of being sloppy and texting all girls in your phone and capping the night off with hiccupping. (possibly puking)

Look at Drew over there being a sloppy jim

by d and d connection December 18, 2008

big sloppy

:these individuals when intoxicated become so repulsive that only the sloppiest of big sloppies of the opposite sex would like to mate with them
:a person possessing more adipose tissue than is appropriate to attract mates who are of any decent social status

Did you see that tall cultured half black/german girl? Man, she was big sloppy.

by Brett Tricqueolo June 13, 2008

Alaskan Sloppy Seconds

When you fuck a girl in the ass, right after she has mud-butt, and procede to go ass to mouth on her.

I was about to go ass to mouth on this chick, but she had mud-butt, so I said lets do some Alaskan Sloppy Seconds.

by ChimpyOC November 20, 2009

Lilly-Livered-Sloppy-Chops

An unidentifiable clump of food on a dinner plate.

(Word was originally invented in 1996 by a kid named Jazzy Bazzy in a small town in Alabama and is widely used around the country today)

Joe: "Hey, Mikey, what is this shit your mom is feedin' us?"

Mikey: "I dunno, looks like some Lilly-Livered-Sloppy-Chops to me!"

Both: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Joe: "Wisely put!"

by katatoe January 15, 2005

sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"

Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.

by Beaner McWeiner July 29, 2008