shake hands with the sheriff

Slang word for masturbation

When I'm home alone, I like to shake hands with the sheriff

by Mike P. June 3, 2004

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Shake and bake

The way most things are done in the trailer park. Food, drugs, putting their babies to sleep...

Guy 1 "Damn that's some shitty meth."

Guy 2 " It's shake and bake, and I helped."

by RideDucati May 29, 2016

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The post-anal-sex act of placing a straw in your partners anus and sucking out the mixture usually consisting of (but not limited to) semen, fecal matter, blood, sweat, etc. Generally used in the homosexual sub-culture but has recently popped up on the radar in the straight community.

After I got through pumping (and blowing my load in) gary's stink star, I put a straw in and enjoyed me some good ol' BUTT SHAKE!!

by joeydnewyork September 12, 2011

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Strawberry Shake Man

Someone who is in a constant state of wealth, women, and in most cases, hand-picked strawberries, allowing him to keep his semen fresh and fruity.

Look over there Sally, it’s the Strawberry Shake Man!!!

by jkuttitup November 24, 2017

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snake shakers

wacky christian religion where live rattlesnakes (etc) are held while speaking in tongues. the theory being 'god' will protect one. -can be applied to any 'out there' religion

i heard derek got religion, what kind of church? -dang if i know, some kind of christian crap; probably the snake shakers!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

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Shake'm Up

Alcoholic beverage made from, one part grapefruit juice, and one part Thunder Bird wine.

Joe said he had a bottle of T-Bird. Lets get some grapefruit juice at the store. We'll go to his place and Shake'm Up.

by Pvt Mike S. September 12, 2005

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shaken

Basketball term/ verb meaning someone is being skilled up/ crossed/ left or "given a dance" in game.

1) Jordan is on the ball...
Team-mate: "Shake him Jordan!"
Jordan crosses the defender, leaving him stumbling and scores his lay-up.

2) The defender was crosses twice and fell for the fake. He surely was shaken by the point guard.

by LT_Pro November 25, 2013

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