self seeker

One who Acts selfishly only doing what benefits them and will do anything to make a quick regardless if it makes people suffer or whom they run over. Who's loyalty & faithfulness is for sale. Is often known as a scrooge or Grinch and is a trait of the parsimonious.

That self seeker only knows me when he needs something and last time I asked him for help it costed me half my paycheck.

by Yaunti December 16, 2018

Self-Statusfying

the feeling of satisfaction when you've updated your status on a social media network.

to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network.

also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction

"Mmmm, I just updated my FB profile with my entire agenda for the day and I feel great! Posting details about my life is very self-statusfying."

by efamilyusa February 4, 2010

self spankery

Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty

Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?

Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.

by FlaccidPeelz March 4, 2016

self-sexile

1) Leaving one's domicile to avoid roommates when interacting with a significant other

2) Being sexiled of one's own volition

1) Cornelius and his boyfriend frequently went into self-sexile to avoid homophobic housemates

2) Jeremy and Claire always got so loud their roommates had not choice but to self-sexile.

by PBMax September 28, 2008

Self determination

The ability for a nation or people to decide their own sovereign status. This ability is granted to nations only when the United States determines that it has nothing to gain or too much to lose by invading and/or instilling a coup. Subject to change at any time.

Did you see the thing about Australia?

Yeah, yeah. It's such a shame when a country gets its self determination revoked.

Crazy, isn't it? And not even a month after they found that massive oil deposit.

by not a badger May 20, 2018

self brutalation

When a person is constantly getting injured, under their own power or their own fault...aka clumsy.

Kim is always falling and hurting herself. She is a prime example of self brutalation....

by timscookie February 3, 2010

Self-parterned

The term single people use to tell everyone that the are not looking for anyone special or are off the hook.

Eg- So what's your relationship status?
I'm self-parterned

by Peppergum November 5, 2019