Scratcher

A particularly annoying internet user. Is old, grumpy and smells of piss. Collects maps and hates everything else.

'Stop moaning, you sound just like Scratcher'

by David Panter June 7, 2004

dick scraper

A sexual partner who, while having sex, may think it's kinky to pull out a blade and scrape the other partner's (or their own) rock-hard boner until it bleeds.

Greg: "Owe! That was my fucking cock you dick scraper! What the fuck?"
Bitch: "Sorry! I can't help it! It's my fettish!"
Greg: "Well I came here for the nutt, not the cut!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

Scrape the Bowl with the Fork

Scrape the bowl - Making a high speed maneuver in a car.
With a fork - The Y part of a steering wheel.

I scrape the bowl with the fork

by ohblahbangbang January 24, 2017

scratcher

an old car.

Most pizza Drivers don't get paid much and some people don't tip, so mostly they drive scratchers.

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

scratch

1. addict (from an addict's habit of scratching self)
2. sound made when manipulating a record back and forth in a rhythmmatic fashion
3. windows "scratched" by graffiti writers

by VAKI5 August 20, 2003

scratch

A rubber mark left on the pavement by the tires of an automobile; it is usually accompanied by a high pitch squeal and/or a cloud of white smoke.

Often times a 'scratch' is the result of excessive acceleration.

That fool's 5.0 will lay a scratch in 3rd gear.

by Nefarious-J March 1, 2004

chicken scratch

When an infected chicken scratches somebody it's called a chicken scratch.

by Trentmasta June 27, 2003