School

Hell if it was on earth. You get in trouble for leaning your chair. Why the hell does that matter? No teacher, we DONT care about your old student who broke all the bones in his body from doing that!!

Kid: school sucks, why can’t I stay home?
Parent: you need an education.

by Stupid teenage cat February 22, 2021

School

Now a virtual class where you sit on your phone ( watching tiktok )and not pay attention to the teacher , then when you get called on you lie and say your WiFi isn’t working or you act like you know the answer. Also where you eat when ever you like and call your friends . You cheat on assignments by using Socratic, google , and math way and same time still fail .

School :
You : ( on your phone watching tiktok and hear your parents coming to your room)

Also you : ( throw your phone to make it look like your paying attention)
Parents : what you doing

You : in school

by Keyahsorelatable February 28, 2021

School

Seven
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
(resembles a federal prison)

Student 1: Do we have school monday?

Student 2: I sure hope not!

by peeeen.69 April 2, 2021

School

A mentally and physically draining jail-like government facility, which makes children Hope for the week to be over. It also specializes in teaching kids to use algebra to cross the street.

Sally: What day is it?
Sallys Mom: Monday, get ready for school.
Sally: FUCCCC-

by Pseudonym#404 April 27, 2021

School

A garbage think that did not need to be created

School is trash

by Fortniterocks May 3, 2021

School

Ok. Let’s be nice... I fucking hate school it’s ruining our life and someone needs to stop it. We all know that we only go there because we wanna see our friends not because we wanna look at our teachers ugly faces for eternity it’s basically a hellhole that our teachers throw us in ya you know that teacher that always has a smile on their face and never gives u homework well ya in her mind she’s like “ok..if I just keep smiling and don’t give out homework the kids won’t come after me.” Ya we all know when it comes to school we all become devils.... just me. Ok and don’t get me started on homework it’s also another trick teachers like to use to ruin our lives when we go home and spend hours staring at a sheet of paper while we are thinking “when did we learn this in school?” Well guess what.. you didn’t they just expect you to walk threw hell aka school with a smile on your face I mean homework is a waste of time I could be doing other meaningful things than doing math and also we learn things that we won’t be using in the future and that’s all I got to say now let me do homework because I’m not going to go to detention oh and ya. Detention.... it’s stupid ok so what I get on top of a lunch room table and start screaming. It’s fine as long as I’m not attacking the teachers well anyways have a good day and have a safe school time. Try not to die.

Random person at school: “yay school time!”

Me: “wait.. you like school?”
Random person at school: “yes I do!”
Me: “SAVE YOURSELF PEOPLE WE GOT A SCHOOL LOVING NERD!”

by Jess17• October 23, 2019

School

Six

Cural
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

School sucks it stans for six cruel hours of our life who ever made school is dead to me I hate school it sucks why do we go there my sister went to school and a bunch of kids told her to DIE! Now I am going to her school and KILLING those kids! My sister comes home crying! SCHOOL IS STUPID !

by I hates chili November 2, 2019