Dose Guy

A person from Chicago or a nearby suburb who speaks with the working-class Chicago accent. May be characterized by worship of Mike Ditka, a strong stance in the Cubs vs. White Sox debate, or first-rate knowledge on where the best pierogi can be found. So-called because of the tendency to pronounce "these and those" as "dese and dose". Sadly, this specimen is becoming rarer and rarer as the Midwestern accent is supplanted by more neutral accents.

-Hey Stosh, didja cyatch da Bears game lyast night? Buncha jokers. How'd we lose chree-nuttin ta Baltimore?
-Mikey, you are the biggest dose guy I know.

by IdiNaHui May 26, 2018

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Get the Dose Guymug.

guido and the guy

In the middle of an anal spit roast, both men not only switch positions but also turn around and assume doggy position. So that the female is now sucking one guy from the back (we call that talking shit) and the other guy is in her ass (we call that shit talking). When both men are ready to cum, they pull out, turn around and hold hands, arms up. Fingers interlocked like trusses on a bridge, while the female then performs a Michigan Row Boat.

We let a chick talk me and my bro in to a Guido and the Guy. And you know what? We're better for it.

by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020

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