Mashed Potato Sofa Wig

Term used in the "Frippster" community as a place holder for whatever new band is trendy that week.

Wow, did you hear the new jam from "Mashed Potato Sofa Wig", it totally slaps!

by Mentae April 25, 2020

The 3 P's of Aborigines

The term refers to Piss, Paint and Petrol

Gunyah 1. Hey what's that nunga doing?

Gunyah 2. He's just adhering to the 3 P's of Aborigines mate

by Floorduck September 24, 2023

Softpeter

Softpeter is the disgusting green drink you get in jail. If one has ever been in jail and was forced to drink it knows that it certainly lives up to its name. It makes it nearly impossible to achieve an erection, in hopes of decreasing the odds of masturbation/jail sex. Nobody knows for sure the contents of such and upon ingestion one wonders what, exactly, this mystery fluid is.

Person1 Man, i just spent 11 days in jail and all i could drink was water and this green juice, well, not actually juice but more like drink, a green drink.

Person2 Dude, that was softpeter didn't you notice you didn't have a boner the whole time you were in there

Person1 Well now that you mention it i didn't, as a matter of fact, i had a negative boner

by joethejabberwock July 17, 2009

Softail

The greatest motorcycle frame ever designed. Devoloped and used by Harley for years. More custom and aftermarket versions than any other. Used by Jesse James, OCC, and about every custom builder you have seen on TV. Has the appearance of a rigid or hard tail but the comfort of suspension.

"I was looking at getting a Wide Glide but I had to get the Softail."

by sucksqueezebangblow August 15, 2009

soft comic

A person who is usually very dim and always asking the obvious questions. traditionally a scouse phrase, but commonly used throughout wigan and northern england.

boy: wait, what are we doing?
girl, omg we've just talked about it for the past half hour soft comic!

by bobcatd January 26, 2011

Sofa Crisp

A long lost crisp which had not seen the light until you began to take your sofa apart looking for your change you've dropped, your keys or your phone. The Sofa Crisp's are usually Soft, soggy texture yet dry and crunchy and very dull in flavour.

"Ooo a Sofa Crisp"

"What does it taste like?"

"Soggy and crap."

by Kaneeeee July 11, 2012

soft jam

When a male fails to achieve a full erection. As a result the male attempts penetration while "semi-soft".

Dude I couldn't get it up, so I ended up soft jamming her for most of the night.
God, she was so busted I could only manage to try and soft jam her.

by Renob1984 February 1, 2014