Sneaky link

You hang out without people knowing they are your sneaky on the low

Straight men use it to be undercover gay or towards women they are ashamed of or the side bitch

Generation Z seems to see sneaky links as nothing but sex there is no friendship no nothing

Rules:
Can’t get mad at anything because you are nothing but a thing to fuck

No feelings shall be interchanged

No cuddling cause their to just fuck

Women stay away from people like this they are not worth it then will ask you to do more wife like material

My sneaky link just asked to go Public wtf!!!!

My sneaky link just ate my ass, and we swore to secrecy!

by Alliffair October 29, 2022

sneaky mickey

A type of sex position involving two men where one manages to cum in the other without the other man even knowing that he is part of the sexual act. Usually done while the man on the receiving end is drunk or drinking.

How do they do it? I got the Sneaky Mickey and I never even felt it!

by Seryllian December 17, 2017

Sneaky Elmont

When you forcefully fist a girls rectum and take the fecal matter from said rectum and paint your face with it.

Person 1: What's on your face?
Person 2: Oh I just did a Sneaky Elmont with my homies

by Yung Sherby December 27, 2021

sneaky platypus

When you sneeze into a females vagina which afterwards make her burb

“Dude! Nice job! You just sneaky platypussed her!

by The Scam69 August 17, 2022

sneaky nugget

A game played by a group of scouts in Tasmania where you sneak a piece of real poop into an unexpected place. For example you reach your hand into the bag of potato chips and you pull out an unpleasant surprise.

Have you ever played Sneaky Nugget? Take a dump, save it and slip it into your friends sleeping bag for a surprise when he turns in.

by Jawny B. July 19, 2016

Sneaky Freaky

Tryna get freaky with someone without making it obvious

“charlie was trying to get sneaky freaky with lilia over snapchat”

by Ce\runchynutsacks July 17, 2024

Sneaky Neubs

When you are fucking a girl in missionary position with her legs around your shoulders, then pull out and try to sneakily put it in her bum hole instead of her pussy.

My boyfriend is always pulling out and trying to pull a sneaky Neubs, but my asshole is too tight so it never fits.

by ShadowManScoobs May 2, 2024