turd smurgler

a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things

Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit

by Steve Burhman May 28, 2008

Sweetart Smuggling

To violently force packaged Sweetarts (stick-style) into the anus and eat them at a later period. No lubrication used in process.

Josh:I just walked in on my brother to see him Sweetart Smuggling!

Katrina:That's disgusting dude!

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

mr snuggle

Some kind of hero that is willing to accompany a taken girl in the act of spooning whilst she is on a single sex holiday. Some would say he is the ultimate wingman.

"I was lonely last night when u were shagging his mate but luckily he played Mr Snuggle"

by Mr Snuggle September 23, 2013

Baboon-smuggla

a guy(usually)whom tries to get the hottest girl in school or an individual who always acts like a total dipshit around girls

WOW!!! look achyo dumb ass!!! You is such a baboon-smuggla for tryin'

by zandasun October 6, 2015

soft snuggle bits

Soft snuggle bits are the extra soft, warm, silky, and not necessarily sexual parts of the human body that are often only touched by those in an intimate relationship during snuggles. Areas like under the boob, back of the neck, the bit of underarm inbetween the armpit and elbow, and the thigh all qualify as soft snuggle bits.

Steve: Yo, she let me touch her soft snuggle bits :)

by hugefuckingnerd April 26, 2016

Sentence Smuggling

An attempt by an individual to smuggle negative emotions past another individual's awareness by the use of a disingenuous and ubiquitous statement; sometimes for the intent and purpose of using said emotions to inflict harm at a later and more opportune time.

Her: "I'm fine with it."
Him: "Yeah, I'm going to call BS on that on account of sentence smuggling. Tell me how you REALLY feel."

by Jinsei_KC July 14, 2016

puzzle snuggle

A snuggle so perfect you fit together like a puzzle

You and me are like puzzle snuggle

by Katakuma June 15, 2018