C-Town Shuffle

Running away from police who come to bust your party and always getting away. This term origniated in Charlestown,MA.

Leo- " Yo t-con the cops are on the way"

T-Con- "so you mean?"

Leo- "Yup, Grab Pat. Time to c-town shuffle"

by Townie494949494 September 7, 2011

Hernandez Shuffle

The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.

Man today really sucked…I think I’m going to commit the Hernandez shuffle.

by Shufflemaster420 November 20, 2021

Shuffle

Means “friend with benefits”

“Yo, I really wanna have a shuffle with Sommer.”

by DeTeRm1nEd_Zo0m March 19, 2020

Shithouse Shuffle

When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.

“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”

by MM197 October 5, 2018

Peanut Butter Shuffle

When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.

Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...

by DangerFinger June 28, 2015

coupe shuffle

The action of the passenger in a coupe (2-door car) exiting the vehicle so the passengers in the back can leave. The passenger then returns to his given front seat.

Since Jim was leaving last, he opted to sit in the back to avoid an annoying coupe shuffle.

by bossofallbosses54 October 12, 2010

The Seaman Shuffle

When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.

When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.

by Kai Smash December 20, 2022