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Sausage tornado

When your and your buddies all perform the helicopter in a circle around a consenting other. If done properly with enough force, subject should lift off like a cow in a tornado
Last night me and the boys tried to give Kathy the ol sausage tornado but the aerodynamics were off and we couldn’t lift her up.
by Jfknmendez December 28, 2022
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Slippery sausage

When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up
Me n my pal had a slippery sausage last night
by Lynsey brolly December 5, 2021
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Trout-sausage

Used to describe something that's a load of nonsense or very annoying/ not ideal
That whole pandemic was a load of trout-sausage.

That man was talking pure trout-sausage.
by Wordsnstuff12477 November 25, 2022
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Sausage sizzle

A sex move in where the male places his genitalia on a piece of bread. He will the put onions and tomato sauce on the genitalia. The female or “Bunnings goer” the eats said sausage sizzle.
Fuck mate I just go the missus to eat the ol’ sausage sizzle
by Hdydebsianai January 13, 2022
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Swinging Sausage

The art of "Hooking Monkeys" using your large firm "Monkey Tail"
Did you see Chris and Phil swinging sausages last night. Cant believe they did it right there in the foyer
by Jdog1991 December 11, 2021
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Sausage-fit

Type of clothing fit where the item is several sizes too small, leading to love-handle overhang or wardrobe malfunction potential.
"Hi, do you have these jeans in sausage-fit? I only want half of my arse inside."
by Sataneyes February 7, 2022
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sausage jockey

Being an absolute dick riding bender who loves to be surrounded by men
Oi mate stop being a sausage jockey and get a life
by Tom Sharp90973 December 8, 2020
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