A person, usually a christian chick who is absolutly obssesed with Road cycling to the point that they don't know that other types of biking such as Mountain biking, BMX, or Track even exist.
Bella L.: Hey Av33! i just smashed my KOMs going down the alpine swiss pass, West with SAFA brian!!
Av33: thats cool in all, but i am a mountain biker.
Bella L.: what is mountain biking? Is that even a thing? Is it like riding road bikes, but in the mountain?
Av33: you don't know what mountain biking is? Its a hardcore sport that makes you go over roots, smash trails, and jumps.
Bella L.: Yeah yeah, i wanna see what thats abt. Sounds cool. So can I use my Scott Addict RC Pro?
Av33: No. you would need to invest in a mountain bike. A good recommendation for you is the Trek Slash or Trek Session if you love speed.
Bella L.: uh i already have 16 road bikes idk if i can fit another mtb, plus why do they have tiny chainrings and why do you need such a huge casette. My 11-25 cassette and 53/39 chainrings can tackle the steepest of climbs.
Av33: okay.. come join me ig. But I'm warning you, bella that's dangerous to use a road bike on the mountain.
Bella L.: lets do this, ig.
*After the ride*
Av33: Told you your road bike won't work on the mountain. We didn't even ride for 5 minutes before you had 2 flat tires.
Bella L.: eh, i'll pass not interested in mountain biking, sorry.
Av33: That's fine. I have met many roadies like you before.
Av33: thats cool in all, but i am a mountain biker.
Bella L.: what is mountain biking? Is that even a thing? Is it like riding road bikes, but in the mountain?
Av33: you don't know what mountain biking is? Its a hardcore sport that makes you go over roots, smash trails, and jumps.
Bella L.: Yeah yeah, i wanna see what thats abt. Sounds cool. So can I use my Scott Addict RC Pro?
Av33: No. you would need to invest in a mountain bike. A good recommendation for you is the Trek Slash or Trek Session if you love speed.
Bella L.: uh i already have 16 road bikes idk if i can fit another mtb, plus why do they have tiny chainrings and why do you need such a huge casette. My 11-25 cassette and 53/39 chainrings can tackle the steepest of climbs.
Av33: okay.. come join me ig. But I'm warning you, bella that's dangerous to use a road bike on the mountain.
Bella L.: lets do this, ig.
*After the ride*
Av33: Told you your road bike won't work on the mountain. We didn't even ride for 5 minutes before you had 2 flat tires.
Bella L.: eh, i'll pass not interested in mountain biking, sorry.
Av33: That's fine. I have met many roadies like you before.
by Knmagor August 21, 2023
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