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Watermelon Ride

When a menstruating woman sits on a man's face and rubs herself back and forth. See also: mustache ride.
"I thought I was giving her a mustache ride but the bitch was in heat, so it turned out to be a watermelon ride."
by Joey of Gass August 21, 2011
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ride woodies

1. hot surfers who ride wooden station wagons to the beach

2. girls who like to ride guys erect dicks ( all the wayyy to the beachh...and then get a chicken nugget in the sand)
morgs: hey! lets go ridea woodie to the beach!
suze: no! i just wanna ride a guys woodie!
manda: MEE TOO! I WANNA RIDE WOODIEs IN THE BACK OF A WOODIE ON THE WAY TO THE BEACH!

suze and morgs: oh yes, thats hottt
by NEIGHMEATLOAFmas December 17, 2009
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ride street

Riding bikes on a street like a bad ass mother fucker with no consideration for cars bikes vans traffic or pedestrians.
yo tom, you got the balls to ride street?
by BIGDICKSILVE4 January 24, 2018
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dumpster ride

A group bicycle ride that meets at a specific dumpster in New Hartford, Connecticut. Before the ride the cyclists prep their bicycles and then urinate behind the dumpster, sometimes taking advantage of the hand cleaner gel that hangs on the dumpster. Posters with public health information have been posted on the dumpster in the past (STD recognition). The dumpster has also been decorated for Halloween.
Is the dumpster ride on Wednesday or Thursday this week?
by dumpster rider July 18, 2016
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ride of pride

The ride home after a guy gets laid. Usually a proud moment, unless the conquered was less than attractive. The opposite of the female walk of shame. Typically occurs after morning rush hour.
Dude,

I was late to work this morning and saw my neighbor doing the ride of pride. He looked too satisfied with a shit eating ear to ear grin on his face!
by phat al April 21, 2014
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Scordio Ride

A high school and collegiate wrestling move that entails putting one's balls on the opponent's face. A real confidence booster and a fan favorite but a downer for the man on bottom.
Yo, did you see White rip that Scordio Ride?
Yea dude, he totally pumped it in there.
by Larry Legowski July 28, 2008
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Dick riding

When someone is profusely riding that cock
Jerry is riding johns dick

Josh is on Bryan’s dick

“ You dick riding John rn and you ain’t even know it
by Fhfjshfjdieh October 4, 2022
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