by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017
Get the roasted squashmug. A roast in which someone defends them self factually, proving one wrong with evidence and intellect. Often times this can be achieved in a serious and defensive manner, not always having to be humorous or funny.
Person 1: "Huh, you just said your queer! That means your gay!"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
by H.H Derrick August 8, 2017
Get the Factual Roastmug. You: I forgot to bring my lunch to work today
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.
by I am not a lizard overlord April 9, 2024
Get the Truckie's Roastmug. My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!
by nastychicken June 26, 2016
Get the roasting the almondmug. When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.
"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"
by byebye7348378 August 22, 2022
Get the roasted subwaymug. ex. 1: "Calvin and Hobbes is the Roast. It just doesn't get any better than that ."
ex. 2: "My teacher, Mrs. Jones, is the Roast! I love her!"
ex. 2: "My teacher, Mrs. Jones, is the Roast! I love her!"
by Brewnary Logic June 8, 2019
Get the The Roastmug. by Nerdy Gamer February 17, 2017
Get the Roastmug.