paulsen

A very nice and easy going person, usually has a sas-itude but it all good though with their enormous booty.

Hey, what's up, you Paulsen, nice booty by the way

by Clowny January 25, 2017

pulled a Balaban

performing an action that is moderately bum-like, in honor of the bearded gentleman in Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Bob Balaban.

"I had a job interview and couldn't find the office building, so I stopped in a local parking lot and took a nap."

"Dude, you totally pulled a Balaban."

by Toastmaster Flash December 27, 2006

pulled pork string

what you get from jerking off too much.

after his wife's long absence, Mark had suffered a severe case of pulled pork string.

by Moral Oral June 9, 2008

sperm purse

a word used to describe the testicles, sometimes used to deseibe the scrotum only

''awww man, that wank totally emptied my sperm purse, no visit to the bank of pussy tonight''

by mr.k webb November 24, 2006

holding a purse

being so whipped that you may as well carry the girls purse

Damn, Tummers is holding a purse for that fat chick like a little bitch

by Brian M. Smith December 12, 2006

My boyfriend pulled a Joel

A phrase used when a guy 'rainchecks' his girlfriend for the tenth time.

friend 1: "My boyfriend pulled a Joel on me today!"

friend 2: "Aww, I'm sorry to hear that."

by Hazel Sherwood October 27, 2011

Pulsefire

For tryhards and fucked up retards in the game League of Legends who think that paying $25 for a skin is worth something and that it will make them a better ezreal player but fail miserably.

Guy1: Hey dude look at that guy?

Guy2: Yeh he is such a Pulsefire

by Fuck this shit up May 30, 2013