Political mole

A politician who is secretly a supporter of the opposite party they are registered. Sabotaging and infiltrating votes to gain power to their preferred party.
That senator has not stood by his political party and voted against every bill. He could be a political mole.
by Kindguyryan December 09, 2022
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Political shame job

When a group from a political party do things to someone that are so wrong you would look at politics in a whole new light. The mass grave of people they cloned to cover it up kinda light…then you’d puke
That girl got a political shame job not even Monica Lewinsky could touch but definitely helped plan and that shame job is probably the only one that passed the lie detector test. Poor thing, I don’t think she’s even considered a person anymore. How she not a heroin addict yet? Email her and ask…
by Helltagged October 14, 2022
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When the Guelph police service delivery department manager decides to give you a CIA microdose experiments
I Kaelen Cody William Granger I am a victim of Political mauling with disfigurements
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Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.
Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"

Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"

Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"

Hym "Why?"

Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"

Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"

Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."

Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"

Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."

Hym "Ok..."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2023
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neo-political corrector

in a post-Bill Clinton libero-democratic society, a politically conscious/ conscientious individual who like it or lump it isn't afraid to voice his or her opinion
I would consider myself to be a neo-political corrector since I don't like campus craziness
by Sexydimma December 19, 2017
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in politically correct

its a boot-loops term do not bother to correct it you will just make your head hurt.
I go out of my way to be in politically correct
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Quail Bipartisan Politics

It’s a themed restaurant.
Have you been to Quail Bipartisan Politics? Shits fire.
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