pizza-catcalled

You’re on a street carrying a box of yummy steaming-hot pizza when a stranger shouts “Bon appetit” at you and another one makes a raunchy food-related comment that makes you hold the pizza box even tighter because you’re scared somebody might rob you of your baby in a nearby creepy dark alley.

I got pizza-catcalled in the park today. But it made me feel really good about myself, like I accomplished something big. Then I sat in the gazebo and ate the whole Pepperoni special on my own.

by CheeseburgerPizza March 19, 2023

shitty pizza

the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers

my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?

by dumbandall December 15, 2021

Surprise Pizza

Pizza that was not scheduled or planned, but rather consumed at the request of a third party or other external circumstance. For those who closely follow the "Pizza Friday" tradition / religion, Surprise Pizza will neither be used as a replacement for the upcoming Friday's pizza nor is it a valid usage of a Pizza Friday coupon.

I was fortunate enough to have surprise pizza today at work.

by ishields March 30, 2021

Pizza Time

1. The escape sequence from the popular 2023 platformer game Pizza Tower, of which is the first game to sell 1 pizzilion copies.
2. Penis Parker's favorite time, and an iconic movie quote.

DEFINITION 1
player: oh shit oh fuck it's pizza time

DEFINITION 2
Penis Parker: it's pizza time

by PlassyVanni April 20, 2023

Pizza Burl

Similar to a tree burl, a large protrusion typically from the middle of a pizza slice to the crust. A pizza burl often makes a slice undesirable as the portion covered by the burl has no sauce or cheese.

Bro, you said there was a slice left in the box, but that slice has a pizza burl on it, no one wants that dry air pocket slice with no cheese!

by SeanCognito September 9, 2022

angry pizza

The act of going about your business with a female during her mentrual cycle. This act typically creates a red stain on the bed sheets where at the point of orgasm, the male pulls out and shoots his load onto said stain creating an angry looking pizza patch.

The mess we made of the sheets last night looked like an angry pizza.

by Uwelads March 29, 2017

Pizza scarf

Something only pizza delivery driving losers wear hoping to score better tips.

Look at that girl wearing that Pizza scarf. The only tip she's going to get it to take it off.

by ch1bz January 27, 2017