pervert zerbert

oral sex given to a man; a blowjob

I just gave my husband a pervert zerbert.

by twist73 November 7, 2012

Perfeption

Being so perfect that you become imperfect, which just makes you perfect again.

Neil deGrasse Tyson is the epitome of perfeption. He is so perfect that it's actually impossible to be that perfect, which makes him imperfect. But then his imperfection makes him perfect again because he is so perfect. It's perfection within perfection. Perfection inception. Perfeption.

by AmmaNazi May 24, 2013

perfectionary

per·fec·tion·ar·y/pərˈfɛkʃən/ Show Spelled per-fek-shuhn-ary adjective

1. the description of a person or object displaying qualities of being or becoming perfect.

2. the description of a person or object displaying the highest degree of proficiency, skill, or excellence, as in some art.

3. a perfect embodiment or example of a person or object.

4. also referred to as Stacey Keenan.
5. a person or object who possess a quality, trait, or feature of the highest degree of excellence.

6. the highest or most nearly perfect degree of a quality or trait.
7. the description of a person of the most purest perfection, so rare that the definition cannot be found in the Macquarie or common dictionaries and rarely referred to for fear of over-exaggeration. Though perfectionary most certainly exisits in a person.

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1. isn't Jennifer Hawkins just perfectionary in this picture.
2. what do you think of srene? perfectionary!

by perfectionist1985 September 7, 2013

perfection goddess

A girl that is the best one possibly can be and is perfect in your eyes alone

My best friend is such a perfection goddess. I love Kelly so much

by Lessofaperfectiongoddess December 19, 2013

perfect thumbs

To jerk a guy off.
The "perfect thumb" refers to the motion of her hand whilst tossing a guy off.

"dude guess what? She used her perfect thumbs on me last night"

by Realdefinitionsman May 28, 2014

Perfectshawn

Another word for perfection.Using the word perfection with the name Shawn in place of the ion in perfection.Meaning absolutely perfect.Used in reference to pro wrestler Shawn Stasiak in the now defunct WCW, as a cheap rip off of the Mr.Perfect gimmick in the old WWF.

Perfectshawn,now that is absolutely perfect in every way.

by 3 Count December 27, 2014

Perfectomondo

Emma. Lovely eyes. Perfect face. Very nice haircut too

Emma is perfectomondo

by Emmafans March 15, 2015