When a woman wipes back to front after taking a shit dragging the fecal matter into her lady oyster creating a poo ball that shines brightly when combined with HPV.
After muff diving for my treasure I expected things to get fishy, but not that shitty. In her box I found a Black Pearl. Which has nothing to do with Captain Jake, but teaching your daughters to wipe front to back.
by Richard Zin Ya December 1, 2023
Get the Black Pearlmug. Pearl is amazingly beautiful and strong. She’s the girl who always smiles and always puts you in a good mood. She’s never gonna say or do something that isn’t true. She may do things you don’t except but never underestimate her. She’s one you can never let slip out of your life. If you take a chance and trust her you might find out she could be the best girlfriend or friend you’ll ever have.
by Thatoneguy31 September 3, 2020
Get the Pearlmug. I woke up with the cold sweat, I had a bad case of pearl fever, until I had a dozen or so guys dump their massive load all over my face...and as the last cock spat its pearls all over my face felt better ie the fever went away!
by For a fly guy!!! November 29, 2018
Get the Pearl fevermug. by Jabyl Burns November 7, 2020
Get the rubies and pearlsmug. "Damn I wish I had a beer right now buddy."
"Hell bub I found a half case in the back seat want an indiana pearl?!"
"Hell bub I found a half case in the back seat want an indiana pearl?!"
by Fucking Hoosiers July 18, 2019
Get the An indiana pearlmug. Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.
by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D December 10, 2020
Get the Harvesting the pearlmug. A phrase commonly said after shitting in your hand molding it into a ball then processing to throw it at a person or animal with force
by OdSt9659 April 6, 2025
Get the Ender Pearlmug.