Paint

Something to eat when something is bad

Ate cheese that tastes like the smell of the cheese section of Stop & Shop if it were food? Eat PAINT!

by Stiky glue March 16, 2022

Tribal Face Paint

When someone on their period sits on your face.

“Oh yeah dude! I felt like chief of the tribe when she rode my face! Tribal Face Paint all over!”

by Furphobic November 23, 2023

Finger painting

It’s when a woman is being fingered on her period and you pull out your finger and draw a heart on her stomach. (Like finger painting)

She said” we can’t have sex, cause I’m on my period…. I said “ that’s fine, I’ll just do some finger painting “

by Sydney Trunks May 26, 2025

Hard in the paint

Going 'hard in the paint' or 'painting': The act of interacting with/talking to a person with sexual intent or intent to start a relationship, attempting to 'woo' someone.

"I think John is painting for Jeanne." - Guy 1
"Yeah he's definitely going hard in the paint." - Guy 2
*starts pretending to paint on John*

by Jakob7 September 28, 2022

crayon painting

When someone (Usually an animal like a dog or cat) wipes their ass on the floor to try to clean their butt.

Sometimes leaving brown streaks, dubbing it "Crayon-Painting".

Yo Alex, Quit Crayon Painting the floor.

by itz_lexiii_ November 29, 2024

Paint Your Mailbox

To nut in someone

To creampie someone

Hey girl, lemme paint your mailbox tonight

Can you believe Sam let him paint his mailbox on the first date?

by ButtSox August 1, 2022

God Paint

Fake religious people who try to look down on you all the time. Tell you about God but they false profits doing that same things you are doing and worse much much worse.

This guy came around here the other day wrapped in God Paint telling us that we are sinners, and that we need to stop chasing women. Stop chasing money but he was stealing for his bosses company. What a hypocrite.

by Tommy & Timmy B December 16, 2024