Skip to main content

pillow plumping

The Act of smacking the booty so hard it swells due to the hand print left
Hey man, I hear Issy loves pillow plumping
by DankDefinitions115 October 8, 2017
mugGet the pillow plumping mug.

muddy pumpkin

To remove the guts of a pumpkin, carve out your favorite Halloween character and then replace the guts with shit. Finally, place a candle inside the shit filled pumpkin. Serve warm.
Ralph gave me a blumpkin, I gave Ralph a muddy pumpkin.
by Lee Harvey Teabag October 21, 2017
mugGet the muddy pumpkin mug.

Filthy Pumpkins

A variation of the Filthy Sanchez, but using pumpkin pie filling instead of feces. After climaxing, the (usually) man crosses his hands and points his fingers a la David S. Pumpkins and yells "ANY QUESTIONS?"
We had some leftover pumpkin pie filling at Thanskgiving, so we decided to do a Filthy Pumpkins for a change of pace.
by herbnderbin November 21, 2017
mugGet the Filthy Pumpkins mug.

PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)

Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”
by MS-SA-NC-GR (Plumkin Experts) November 22, 2017
mugGet the PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro) mug.

PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)

Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”
by MS-SA-NC-GR (Plumkin Experts) November 23, 2017
mugGet the PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro) mug.

dusty pumpkin

An older vagina that has succumbed to juandice.
I got her Halloween costume off, and it was a trick, nothing but a dusty pumpkin.
by Rubiruckus May 7, 2018
mugGet the dusty pumpkin mug.

hurricane pumpkin

A pumpkin, just like any other pumpkin, but is bought to be the entertainment for the upcoming hurricane.
I went to Walmart to get a hurricane pumpkin, so I’ll have something to do if the hurricane knocks out the power.
by Hshdjjd May 30, 2018
mugGet the hurricane pumpkin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email