fuck pineapple

what the fuck are you googling "Fuck Pineapple" for? get a fucking life you melt.

Ryan: "Get a fucking life you melt"
You: *Gets a fucking life* *Is no longer a melt*
Fuck Pineapple- You're a melt and have no life

by ryandontlikeyou February 23, 2018

mystic pineapple

A beastly fruit bent on world domination.

News anchor: Today, mysticpineapple took over the world. Back to you steve.

by adn May 13, 2005

Pionel Pineapple

A midget from Argentina who is too busy eating pineapples instead of scoring goals in the french farmers league. The dwarf could only manage to score 3 goals in the ligue of uber eats and always ghosts in big games.

warra 4th league goal for pionel pineapple!

by TheStriker0505 April 14, 2022

Meat-Pineapple

A prolapsed rectum that resembles a pineapple hanging from the subjects anus. Typically the result of anal fisting or other extreme anal trauma.

"I banged this girl so hard in her ass I gave her a meat-pineapple."

by JAB1010 October 17, 2008

Dirty Pineapple

the act of using a ribbed condom and, after ejaculation, turning the condom inside out for reuse.

Tony: Gina hasn't been over lately. Are you guys okay?
Ryan: I gave her the Dirty Pineapple, and now she wants nothing to do with me.

by snee!ze April 11, 2011

Upside Down Pineapple

The dedinition that references swingers would be true if it read, "People who aren't swingers, think swingers do this..." before giving any details. It's a myth made up by non-swingers. Swingers do not use pineapples, pink flamingos, black wedding bands, etc. This is silly. If someone "knows the code" there would be no reason to use one. If they don't, the act is futile. Swingers hook up through online sites, clubs, parties, or simply by saying, "Wanna fuck?" Same as anyone else. I have never met a swinger who employs this. In fact, most lifestylers have never heard of it.

Person A: Did you hear about how swingers use upside down pineapples?

Person B: I am a swinger and I have no clue what you are talking about.

by Dat Mawfugga December 13, 2021

hawian pineapple shake

When a girl dances half-naked in a circle, almost "hawian like" and the guy skeets on her chest. Then she licks it up and spits it into a cup.

Dingo- OMG! I tried to give Jen a Hawian Pineapple Shake and she kicked me in my goodies!!

Seth- Hah, she gave me one last week. :)

Dingo- f#@! you.

Seth- nah, thats what i have Jen for.

by Catilyn Rene May 7, 2008