Pineapple

a blonde who dyes their hair brunette. Origin: from the colors of a pineapple. It's brown (brunette) on the outside but yellow (blonde) on the inside.

Wow she used to be so pretty, now she's just a pineapple

by Mmeemmaa February 20, 2017

pineapples

Balls that were shaved 2-6 days ago that have just developed new hair follicles

Zoe: What's your boyfriend's "area" like?
Betty: He has amazing pineapples

by AWESOMETRON1026 June 24, 2016

Pineapple

The look on someone's face when they want to fuck you. It's basically when someone looks at you with fuck me eyes.

Girl 1: Look at the way he's looking at me.
Girl 2: Oh my god he's such a pineapple.

by tomboy.in.love.with.pizza June 19, 2016

Pineapples

Mmmmm yummy pineapples

Mmmmm yummy pineapples

by Pineapples101 June 18, 2016

pineapple overlord

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"

The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!

by BObIthA17 June 3, 2016

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

I t is actually better to ask people for help than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple.

by Sexydimma May 15, 2016

Pineapples

Means to stop, quit or more specifically drop the topic.

When someone says Pinapples you better stop talking about what you're talking about before the situation escalates.

Rather than being rude and saying "shut the f*** up", it's a nicer more subtle way to say the same thing.

Jose:

"I don't care about that dumb girl and I will make her life a living hell for what she did...."

Vicki:
"PINEAPPLES!!!
PLEASE, PINEAPPLES"

by PrettyGirlE*14 May 16, 2016