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Lavender Person

A Lavender Person who is quiet and very shy when you first meet them, but as they warm up to you, they’re the sweetest person you’ve ever known. You can talk to this person for hours upon hours each day without getting bored or tired. You can tell this person absolutely anything, and they’re someone who you can’t live without.
“Man, that girl is so lucky to have a Lavender Person as her best friend.”
by Fern The Zest Fest July 27, 2023
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sunflower person

Someone in life you cross paths with that
instantly makes you feel calm, refreshed, alive, happy, and wholesome. They encourage your dreams and celebrate
your wins without an ounce of jealousy. They what's best for you. They are warm and bright, loving and loyal. You
can't help but feel authentically happy in their presence, like the best version of yourself.
“They make me the best version of myself, they are my sunflower person”
“I love being around them because they make me feel happy and calm. They are my sunflower.”
by The_hopless_romantic_chick August 7, 2023
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Person i

A imaginary person in the Urban Dictionary universe that can be reached by adding yourself in the 𝒚=√-𝒙 or multiplying yourself by i(√-1).

that way you can go into the imaginary part of the universe and meet them (partly Alan Becker reference lol).
Person i: I am the true forgotten one, but one day...

...I'll return to end this once and for all...
by Brocseespec August 8, 2023
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fluency person

A person whose a basketball coach and wants to become fluent in hindi but cannot yet describe the feeling.
Gav: why do you wanna learn hindi fool?

Coach: because I want to become a fluency person
by FavGav December 3, 2021
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Person rape

There is always some person rape in that Person
by 459395 March 2, 2022
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white person

Figment of imagination. Never met one. Look at 'white' people and you will see they are not white, they come in all different shades of pink through brown. Give it up, morons.
Al: "Look at whitey, he can't play"
Kev: "Which one"
Al: "That one!"
Kev: "He's darker than me!"
Al: "OK, look at brownie, he can't play"
by Dick Splash September 20, 2003
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fat person

A fat person if a person who is obese. A fat person may be slightly overweight. Do not confuse a fat person with a sedentary person.

Fat person (rephrased with broad word choice)
"gluttonous unsightly figure of great mass"

Most people, especially the self-conscious collective, will view fat people in an ill and disgusted manner, though this is irrational.
Fat people are important to society, while some are hard working people who just glutton or geniuses who reward themselves by indulging, the so-called "useless" ones greatly augment the food industry.
Indeed they may appear visually displeasing , but keep in mind that when a person is fat, the person will keep eating, increasing the food industry. For those especially industrial-fodder people trying to lose weight using dietary pills(which do not work), they are supplying two industries constantly for a superb economic bonus. As for gyms, they will also ascend economic status but eventually the fat person will lose their urge to eat, driven by the incessant requests of the nagging spouse.
I'm going to congratulate that crying fat person over there holding the noose for being such a great economic boost.
by VbPeppermint. October 25, 2008
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