A devastating mental illness that has infected thousands of young kids, and has no cure. Symptoms include: Dabbing on dem haters, thinking you can rap, ruining neighborhoods in Hollywood, attempting to compete with your brother who is a better blogger, and lastly... being an overall cunt.
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Patient: ITS EVERYDAY BRO!
Doctor to parents: This is the worst case I've seen, we are going to have to put him down.
Patient: ITS EVERYDAY BRO!
Doctor to parents: This is the worst case I've seen, we are going to have to put him down.
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Doctor: sir im sorry to say this your son has cancer
Dad: how did this happen
Doctor: has your son been exposed to jake paul
Dad: yes
Doctor: well theres your answer
Dad: them 🅱astards
Dad: how did this happen
Doctor: has your son been exposed to jake paul
Dad: yes
Doctor: well theres your answer
Dad: them 🅱astards
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