Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.

Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!

by Aecheritt April 25, 2017

Tears of Tragedy

best band ever so real

I love Tears of Tragedy

by ezcema October 21, 2023

Tear out her wings

When you fuck a chick and leave her heart broken so she can’t fly anymore.

Friend: What ever happened to that girl Cynthia you were dating?
Me: I had to tear out her wings.

by poobah597 March 18, 2019

Scottish tears

Wearing a kilt in hot weather causing literal sweat to drip off your scrotum.

It was so hot last weekend at Jimmy's wedding I was sweating baws! Scottish tears were left in that hall.

by mal_42 July 11, 2023

Tear awd

Blue plastic contempo vacuum cleaner, off-roading in 2007 hilux

I went tear awding in Toowong today; I used the tear awd to clean up my mess

by ConfusedSpyro August 24, 2025

Tear of Terror

A Tear of Terror takes place when wiping your ass and your finger or fingers break through the TP into the mess that's left on your ass.

After taking a shit at school and using their cheap ass 1/232 ply TP, the Tear of Terror took place. Worked for a half hour getting the shit out from under my finger nails.

by Cramerica Industries December 17, 2021

zenitsus..tears/inosukesstankyassfurryboarballs

zenitsus..tears/inosukesstankyassfurryboarballs is SOOO famous

i hate zenitsus..tears/inosukesstankyassfurryboarballs

by zenitsus..tears August 1, 2022