hawk job

a once beautiful nose, made to resemble a bird beak by plastic surgery.

man,Angie had such a great looking nose! why'd she have to ruin it with a hawk job?

by worderamma February 17, 2010

Bus Job

A bus job is a blowjob that is received on a bus ride back from a basketball game, normally a few seats behind the coaches. Most of the time the person receiving a bus job gets it from his best friends girlfriend. This person normally proceeds to get into a fight with his friend.

Didn’t Jaden Perry get a Bus Job his freshman year?

by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021

peg job

Getting a blow job while also getting anal sex

I got a peg job from my two best friends last night, Ben and jerry. Then we had ice cream.

by Mumphry999 April 30, 2016

Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 28, 2020

Hog Job

What fans are treated to at Arby's when one of the members of the Detroit Hog Jigglers scores three goals in an EASHL game.

Did you see your new dad Splats set up Doc for his third goal this game? Don't forget to go to Arby's tomorrow for your free Hog Job!

by J Cybulski January 28, 2022

Succ Job

Blow job but it's a vacuum cleaner succing. And it doesn't stop succing. You might lose your dick to a succ job.

OH YES I GOT A SUCC JOB! I HAVE NO DICK BUT I NUTTED OUT BOTH OF MY BALLS AT ONCE! ~Micheal K. Reviews

by DickMcRockHard October 23, 2019

Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013