yo mama joke

2nd grader's go to insult

some examples of yo mama jokes are:
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Hoochie Mama-ism

The act of being a Hoochie Mama.

Jason: Wow, look at that slut.
Brandon: Yeah, she probably graduated from Hoochie Mama-ism University.
Jason: Doesn't your mom teach there?

by Jew-son Greenberg January 6, 2009

Hey mamas Lesbian

Usually a white masculine lesbian who wears tight ass top knot buns, Nike sports bras, and appropriates to term stud (a black/hispanic masculine lesbian)

“Hey have you seen that cute lesbian on tiktok?”

“Yeah, she’s not my type though she looks like a hey mamas lesbian who gets all the clout”

by wr56u7olpokhytrfghui79 November 25, 2020

YO MAMA

it means ure mother

pussyzel: whos that bitch
pussyzel2: ure mother

by EYE LOVAZOL PUSSYZOL February 14, 2004

Baby Mama Drama

When the dumb-ass baby mama starts shit because she is jealous of the new woman.

Baby mama probably got pregnant on purpose thinking she could hold on to the man-finds out ain't nothin' happening and gets mad. (Hint: The new woman probably doesn't have kids)

by tay-tay June 14, 2005

baby mama ties

Two men or more that has at least one kid by the same woman.

Why them dudes trip everytime they see other? They must got baby mama ties or something.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 16, 2006

Mama's girl

A girl that's been turned into a pussy by her mother.

Mama's girl-Momma, can you bring me my gun so I can blow my head off? Its been an awful day, terrible.
Mama's girls mother-Take a nap darling, when you wake up it will be all better. The last thing you need is pressure, momma's gonna make everything better for my big mama's girl.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2019