cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 6, 2003

mustard plug

The dried bit of mustard that squirts out of the bottle first. (See also: "lotion booger.")

Dammit! I got a mustard plug on my hot dog!

by jukaswo November 28, 2007

Mustafa

The best Starbucks employee ever.

Oh look, it's Mustafa!

by Chedia March 29, 2010

Mustachio Gentlemen

a middle aged man (usually an Italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sunglasses. A mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad ass and has always wanted to go to a The Who concert.

the mustachio gentlemen has jet black slicked hair and is singing teenage wasteland

by Mikey Cheeks June 19, 2006

Mustard Pussy

The vagina of a female body builder. Could also refer to a sexual fetish for muscular women. Usually only extraordinarily ripped women with well defined muscles.

The term was heard being used in in Kern County, California.

Homie: What are you going to do for a career?
You: I'm going to go into body building.
Homie: Going to get some of that mustard pussy, aren't you? Ha ha.
You: You know it! ;-)

by DankAnk March 4, 2019

Mustafa

mustafa is the sexisest with the biggest penis bigger then the jupiter and the hole planet he is horny all day and likes to fuck

your such a mustafa i e wanna fuck w him he ihas the biggest dick maan

by i love mustafaaaaaa March 13, 2019

milf mustache

The result of sucking on a milf's breats after she has had a baby. Similar to the Milk Mustache but much classier.

Got milf?

"Wow that was some great sex, can you pass me a towel I need to wipe off my milf mustache"

by BarryB. September 19, 2009