your mum

your mum is a another word for ‘sex toy’, please be aware they have flappy fannies. Let the lord deal with her sketty self. her names either Ava or Rebecca.

guy 1: your mums fit
guy 2: she has a boyfriend

guy 3: she’s a sket

guy 2: i know

by poomam October 19, 2019

Mum

Mums are the people who give birth to you unless you are adopted.(which you are)

"Mum am i adopted?" "Yes"

by Words are used November 2, 2019

Jayne, a good mum for the wee boy!

Jayne, an Irish foster mother, has taken on a 2-year old and holding up well despite his age!

Jayne, a good mum for the wee boy!

by NormaJean19 November 3, 2019

Mum

A women who looks after you and cares for you and hasn't always given birth to you.

My mum looked after me

by Random_Jake November 4, 2019

mum

judgmental person who thinks they own you

shut up mum i hate you so fucking much

by barnie.and.spongebob.stan December 7, 2020

Ur Mum is Gay

An insult which is the worst insult in the world, beating Ur Dad is Gay!

It is usually used by really immature 12 year olds being bored at lunch.

"Hey you, Ur Mum is Gay!"

by Your_Nash December 8, 2020

Mum

A breed of human that are known as ‘likely psychopath’ on the Dutton scale. Known traits include attraction to good grades, revision and academic achievements. Danger level: Extreme
Response: avoid when possible. Do not provoke by refusing to do revision. May suffer terrible consequences if provoked.

Oh no, the mum has escaped!

by Mumologist December 11, 2020