Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)

A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.

Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.

by Fekakta October 25, 2009

Messa

The known of a particular person that is a mess, in all aspects of his/her life.

Matt you are a Messa

by Name claimer January 15, 2009

Messages

This is a Scouse term, originating in Liverpool, which basically means the shopping (groceries).

Go and get the messages in or you're not sleeping in this fucking house tonight.

by Rammo July 20, 2010

Waco Texas Massacre

If I remember correctly, the Davidians fired first at the ATF agents, wounding many of them severely...It was only after they fired first that the FBI decided to go in with there tank. The Davidians were involved in illegal acts (Um, the weapons they fired at ATF agents were illegal weapons) and they were stock piling weapons, with the possible intent to overthrow government organizations. They got what was coming to them in my opinion, and i firmly stand beside those ATF and FBI agents who took the davidians down.

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by JxGx928 April 28, 2005

Massage Sharapist

One who liberally sprinkles conversation with the fact that they are a massage therapist in the hopes that it leads to a massage leading to a hook-up. Appears to be especially prevalent among men in search of men.

I really love giving massages. It really is my first love, and that's why I went to massage therapy school. You look uptight! OMG, I'm sounding like such a massage sharapist!

by bschwarz May 23, 2011

Massausage

Refers to the action taken by a masseuse that leads to a happy ending. Only applicable if the situation involves a masseuse and a client. While the action maybe be considering jerking off or masterbating or oral sex it is only valid in this specific context.
To be massausaged.

synonyms: handjob, masterbation, jerking off, wacking it, spanking the monkey

The gentleman thought that the massausage went well but the happy ending came too quick.

The masseuse was the best massausager, or was highly skilled at massausaging

It was extra for a lubricated massausage

by loosecanon November 15, 2011

massauce

Spooge that results from a "happy ending" massage

"Man, she gave me the happy ending, but I had to clean up my own massauce with the towel around my waist."

by TenorUke October 26, 2012