moistdrysy

moist and slimy

ew it is so moistdrysy

by izzy537 September 6, 2022

Moist Milton

You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.

I'm going to give you a moist milton later..

by i_love_rollerskating September 21, 2022

moistbag

A slang term used, regionally in Iceland (sometimes), to describe a prolapsed anus

Also can be slur for gay men

Jim: hey, moistbag!
Fred: dude, come on. I told you, stop it with the slurs and get your hand out of my moistbag.

by Tgirlwnjowr93 September 26, 2022

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

MoistNut

Somebody with moist nuts usually from sweat in there pubic area

Dude one - dude my nuts are sooo moist
Dude two - from what?
Dude one - from sweat
Dude two - your such a MoistNut

by SomeWeirdMale October 24, 2022

Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.

After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.

by Golf 3 November 4, 2022

Moistiosity

The reaction of the nether region of the body after hearing a sick house beat/track

“What a beat! Im feeling some serious moistiosity”

by Jobackpackeroz2016 November 13, 2022