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Megan

Megan has the biggest juiciest grippiest moose knuckle pussy in the universe. A Megan in the wild will Hoover suck your dusty soul out your lifeless meat wand and leave you convulsing like a tasered mall cop.

Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.
Wow my bird chest just chest collapsed I just got Megan’d !
by Meowdompompom November 23, 2021
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Megan

Megan a ditzy blonde who loves blue waffles and lemon partys she will google anything shes asked to and spends 90% of her time naked

Has no idea of how to use technology other than to watch lemon party porn
by Highlander90 January 27, 2018
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Megan

she is scary - she haunting my dog - she my friend
megan
by I_H@TE_EVERY0NE** May 24, 2023
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Megan Palmer

A strong handsome grandfather who tends to be a tad bit crusty on the chin area, abit homeless, erm quite hoboish, likes the name Bradley, a father to many.
Wow did you see Megan Palmer right there!

Fenomanal
He can come and father me anytime
by Cranky Katie May 30, 2018
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megan

now this name right here there are two types of megan the nice one who’s normally a crackhead nitty and then there’s the other one the evil self-centred little slaggy bitch who will sleep with your boyfriend or send him nudes even when she’s meant to be your bestfriend
person1-megan is a skank

person 2- which megan
person 1- megan fucking backbender godwinslag
by skddhsj May 8, 2020
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Megan

Run!!!!
When you meet a Megan...RUN
by -sister April 17, 2021
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Megan

A girl who loves to date online
"Did you hear that will's dating again, its probably megan"
by jsdlkjfjsdlkfj October 19, 2019
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