The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.
Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.
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It means an area that’s cluttered, or “looks like a bombshell has hit it”.
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The one pair of trakky pants sitting on my chair that she’s flipping over:
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New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.
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