Mario

A fat Italian plumber which kills turtles, shoves 100+ coins in his infinitely deep pockets, kidnaps Princess Peach and makes Boiled or Roasted Bowser for lunch every day

Wahoo! It's-a me! Mario!

by SUPPER MAYRO August 13, 2023

The Mario

When you date someone for a month or less and break up with them

The Mario

by xobronnyy January 28, 2022

Mario

A social reject who prays on the weak but in reality is weaker themselves someone who is afraid of conflict but tries to cause it for no reason likes gay artist and cosplaying and putting on underwear

Wow I feel such a Mario

by Omarqiscool November 21, 2021

Mario

Non-genius, wannabe, ugliest man alive. I would rather get ran over by a truck than have to spend time with a mario.

That guy is a total Mario dumb he is as dumb as a box of rocks.

by marioissuperugly April 6, 2018

mario kid

A 13 year addicted to Mario and never give up to quit Mario

Mario kid : let’s play Mario bros
Other kid: no

by The epic bros October 3, 2020

Marios

Marios are the type of people to steal your girl, your mother, your auntie, and your niece if she's above 18. They get all the bitches and are the coolest person in the group

George: Damn bro, Marios is such a cool guy to hang out with.

Mark: Yeah but you should be careful because he's going to sleep your girl and become your stepfather real fast!

by Basketballaddict8 November 20, 2021

Mario hour

An hour created by albert where a crazed man turns everyone into floating mario heads, most of the time being at 3 am, the person is extremely aggressive and should not be approached AT ANY COST.

ah shit man, its almost Mario hour.

by Mapperthemarx December 16, 2020