Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.

Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025

Palm Beach Mushroom Omelette

When you get passed around for exploitation by billionaires with small malformed penises.

I read the deposition. Sounds like she got the full Palm Beach mushroom omelette.

by The Blue Rider January 2, 2026

muffrooms

fungi growing on a womans vagina, often containing toxins which may cause hallucinations when ingested in large quantities

i accidentally ate some muffrooms and tripped for hours, they had to pump my stomache

by magicman123gone September 23, 2009

Mushroot

A deviation of the word mushrooms. Used mostly in conjecture with Magic Mushrooms. See shroots.

Yo those mushroots were lit last night.

by PrototypeZ16 July 26, 2017

Muchroom

much-means more much
room-means room

and the opposite of much is less, so youre saying theres less room p.s. im so high rn

Daniel said to Scotty, when I took a dick up my ass, there was muchroom in my ass.

by 777dlj June 28, 2019

Mmshroom

An amazing person. Absolutely stunning. One of the smartest people ever. Show them a mushroom and they'll more than likely be able to identify it. Loves climbing. Can and will kick your ass. Don't piss them off. They can hide your body and get away with it.

Mmshroom is one of a kind, just a great person overall

by TwixIsScreaming March 15, 2021

mushhroompp

this person is really into vore, with all honesty, it’s genuinely concerning. they are an avid yosanocest fan which i shall commend them for due to the fact that it is also my comfort ship. so glad that’s the main thing we have in common☺️☺️☺️🤞🤞🤞😋😋☺️

omg! mushhroompp just wrote a fanfic about yosanocest! can’t wait to read it!
omg really? can i have the link!
no… find it urself

by ahriwkekwkks June 27, 2021