I hate Minecraft
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

the game where u scream, make minecraft dates, and troll ur friends till they rage and leave the game and threaten to punch u
by hallo_holay_broski October 26, 2019

by Bruhumcoolsicko January 16, 2023

A massive open-world sandbox game where you can build literally anything you want, but everyone still insists on creating dicks for some reason.
"You up for some Minecraft?"
by Isaac Dicks February 6, 2021

by anonymous April 5, 2021

by GammelMann69 December 6, 2018

Your childhood.
Minecraft
:And the universe said I love you
:And the universe said you have played the game well
:And the universe said everything you need is within you
:And the universe said you are stronger than you know
:And the universe said you are the daylight
:And the universe said you are the night
:And the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
:And the universe said the light you seek is within you
:And the universe said you are not alone
:And the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
:And the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
:And the universe said I love you because you are love.
:And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
:You are the player.
:Wake up.
:And the universe said I love you
:And the universe said you have played the game well
:And the universe said everything you need is within you
:And the universe said you are stronger than you know
:And the universe said you are the daylight
:And the universe said you are the night
:And the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
:And the universe said the light you seek is within you
:And the universe said you are not alone
:And the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
:And the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
:And the universe said I love you because you are love.
:And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
:You are the player.
:Wake up.
by Miguel Sucks at Rocket League May 1, 2023
