The act of master-bating on an airplane. Most times in the bathroom of an airplane, can also happen at your seat. Can be used in many different grammar uses (adj, noun, etc.)
Tom: how was your flight?
Bill: Dude half way I got really horny and did a mile high tug!
Tom: Really! The girl next to you was that hot?
Bill: Dude half way I got really horny and did a mile high tug!
Tom: Really! The girl next to you was that hot?
by Beauties September 5, 2016
Get the mile high tugmug. 
Get the Miles Moralesmug. The 2 mile wedgie pull is when ya girls shorts are so far up her ass you gotta walk a mile there and a mile back to get the wedgie out. Pretty kinky.
by Tiddymonster December 23, 2017
Get the The 2 Mile Wedgie Pullmug. A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.
Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023
Get the Cookie Milemug. A road in Michigan; 26 miles away from the Detroit river. When detroiters hear stories about what happens there they cannot believe it.
1: damn they robbed my ass for a oz of orange Kush in a subdivision off 26 mile
2: be glad they didn't frame your ass you know damn well that's the hood
2: be glad they didn't frame your ass you know damn well that's the hood
by Overthere586 February 5, 2023
Get the 26 milemug. "Yo did you hear Yuno Miles jump on the BBL Drizzy beat?"
"Kendrick Lamar, Kendrick Lamar, Drake (Drake), Kendrick Lamar, Drake (Drake)"
"Kendrick Lamar, Kendrick Lamar, Drake (Drake), Kendrick Lamar, Drake (Drake)"
by @devsonit May 15, 2024
Get the Yuno Milesmug. Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.
I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
Get the Seven mile itchmug.