Lord Calvert

An accident that occurs after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, preferably Lord Calvert Whisky for a genuine experience.

Be careful out on the rocks! You don't want to slip and have a Lord Calvert! I am not taking you to the hospital!

by Kboomboom June 5, 2018

Lordai

Awesome....

Lordai is awesome

by Diamond angel June 17, 2018

Lord Buckethead

An actual legit UK "politician" search him up on Google.

Lord Buckethead is an og

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Lord Of Shadows

A black man who is dark enough to disappear in the dark.

Steve: “I hate loosing my black friends to the dark.”
Jake: “I know right, they’re called Lord of Shadows.”

by Ur Sister a Mister August 27, 2018

Lord Byron

An admin/moderator of a Facebook group with between 1-50 members who can't form sentences and romanticises their role as leader. It's an ironic term derived from the romance poet Lord Byron.

Group Admin: "My group I did banned you because did swearing."
Banned Member: "Okay Lord Byron, tell me again in a legible sentence structure."

by Churchley September 14, 2018

Lord Church Syndrome

A common illness in modern day gaming where the player has the motive to be the best of the best in hopes to get the attention of women. Typically a Virgin or a white knight gamer that has no life experience with women.

Guy 1: Did you see that dude in the last game of CS:GO? He got 37 kills and 2 deaths.

Guy 2: Yeah, I think he has the lord church syndrome which means he’s desperate for internet pussy.

by Uouu September 24, 2018

Lord Twigo

The mightist being in all of Anime,
the mastermind behind every plottwist ever ,the undesputed best best girl

and the savoir of god and anime.

A: who do you think is best girl?

B: lord Twigo ofcourse!?
A: yes i forgot. please forgive my foolish ways my savoir lord Twigo.

by All birght, Sun for all October 28, 2018