Penis van Lesbian

Penis van Lesbian was the birth name of "Dick van Dyke". The actor was forced to change his name by his Hollywood agent. He was upset because the van Lesbians were an old Dutch family. His co-star Mary Tyler Moore supposedly called him this.

Penis van Lesbian sez: That young guy is hot. I want to have a lesbian relationship with him.

by ahsay November 1, 2018

lesbian

A woman or girl who "prefers the company" of other women and/or girls.

Me: Dude! That bitch Sam is a lesbian!
Friend: How do you know? Maybe she's curious...
Me: No, she always humps other girl dogs.

Ba dum pssh.

(True story about my dog...)

by Ben L. July 20, 2008

lesbian seagull

The short butch haircut of a lesbian.

Check out ellens lesbian seagull
Now thats one killer seagull

by Reginald Roundtree July 4, 2006

Lesbian Fish Fry

The act of grinding female genitalia together for pleasure.

"Cheryl Lau enjoys lesbian fish fry"

by Funnyman212 April 24, 2009

blind lesbian in a fishmongers

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

by mad dog February 25, 2004

Lesbian Cat Fucker

A lesbian who fucks cats or a woman who fucks lesbian cats

Telling your girlfriend after she cheats on you, you lesbian cat fucker, you ruined my life

by caitlynbree June 16, 2010

Lesbian

A girl liking the same sex/gender.

Bi gay Sexuality Lesbian

by T_RexRawRaw June 21, 2014