a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.
by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024
Get the Lauren shell rockmug. by Roman don’t date her September 21, 2018
Get the Lauren cramermug. Extremely annoying. Has YN complex. Also extremely short and tends to not have eyebrows. Tends to be too preppy for existence
by Supervenom May 1, 2023
Get the Laurenmug. by ThatDude-Guy June 15, 2023
Get the Lauren’s Webmug. by Dave The Meme Dealer May 9, 2018
Get the Angry Laurenmug. by geojetson June 30, 2025
Get the Dirty Lauren Sanchezmug. Laurens is a very special cookie.
They can always calm you down when no one else is able to do so and give you just what you need at the moment.
They listen to your problems and even if they can't express their feelings like others do, they always find the right thing to say.
Their humor is like a brick - it hits you. Hard. And just as hard as the way it hits you, you hit the ground, because you're falling for them.
They're loveable and kind and offer the best hugs. The ones where you feel comfortable, small and safe like nothing bad can ever happen again.
Laurens' are guardians <3
(Also there's no one better in bed but don't tell them, cause then they act like they're a God!)
They can always calm you down when no one else is able to do so and give you just what you need at the moment.
They listen to your problems and even if they can't express their feelings like others do, they always find the right thing to say.
Their humor is like a brick - it hits you. Hard. And just as hard as the way it hits you, you hit the ground, because you're falling for them.
They're loveable and kind and offer the best hugs. The ones where you feel comfortable, small and safe like nothing bad can ever happen again.
Laurens' are guardians <3
(Also there's no one better in bed but don't tell them, cause then they act like they're a God!)
by _Pandaki_ November 22, 2021
Get the Laurensmug.