He is the funniest guy I have ever met and he is nothing like the rest. Every time I see him it makes me want to spend my entire life with him. Even though he might have a lack of brain cells he always talks about chicken butts. I said to myself that I would not date or have a crush on anyone until next year of 2023 but he caught my eye once I started seeing that he was flirting with me. He shows that he can be himself around me and so can I. He makes me feel like I'm the only girl in the world and I would never let him go.
Kyle Z is a chicken butt
by LuckyTomboyGirl December 13, 2022
Get the Kyle Zmug. a lying son of a fuck who is dumb as a rock and cant tie his own shoes. he's also a closeted homosexual who cries about everything and anything. he lets his friends touch his small pecker and got scabies from his best male friend. he tries to act ghetto but everyone around him just lets him do his thing hoping he'll get shot. he treats women like scum between his deformed, hairy toes. has mommy issues. cuts himself with a shaver for attention but nobody gives a fuck.
"Yo dude you know Kyle Cochrane?"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
by KyleWasGayAnywaysFam April 15, 2019
Get the kyle cochranemug. by jimtthonthy October 15, 2018
Get the kyle v'dovecmug. Very egotistical. Claims to play a lot of instruments but can barely play their own. Probably has no foot, or a really shitty one. also has a shitty hairstyle. Just a really uncool guy.
by Tuna twilight September 8, 2018
Get the Kyle With A Kmug. by unknown person sksksksk October 27, 2019
Get the Kyle Underwoodmug. The type of kid that loves crankin 90s but is lowkey chill in the party. Sometimes he will pop off but most of the time just is chillin
by BIG BOI AIDEN February 4, 2020
Get the Fortnite Kylemug. by oxycodone March 4, 2021
Get the Mr Kylemug.