Feaux-job

The oral sex you find on Cinemax at 3:00 in the morning. It looks real sometimes, but most of the time you can tell that it is physically impossible.

I was watching Skinemax with my girl last night. The girl went down, but her nose was up by his bellybutton. It was a total feaux-job.

by Flights29 November 17, 2010

Bobble Job

Bobblejob is a UK website where one can post and bid on small pieces of work. The name is based on the old "bob-a-job" principle, where a "bob" was the old coin known as a shilling.
A Bobble Job is an individual piece of work, such as cutting the grass or washing a car.

"I posted three Bobble Jobs today, one to get the fence mended, oe to get the drains cleaned and another to build a load of IKEA furniture I bought."

by Bobble Bob May 10, 2014

Hog Job

What fans are treated to at Arby's when one of the members of the Detroit Hog Jigglers scores three goals in an EASHL game.

Did you see your new dad Splats set up Doc for his third goal this game? Don't forget to go to Arby's tomorrow for your free Hog Job!

by J Cybulski January 28, 2022

Succ Job

Blow job but it's a vacuum cleaner succing. And it doesn't stop succing. You might lose your dick to a succ job.

OH YES I GOT A SUCC JOB! I HAVE NO DICK BUT I NUTTED OUT BOTH OF MY BALLS AT ONCE! ~Micheal K. Reviews

by DickMcRockHard October 23, 2019

Covfefe job

The act of ski-poling while sitting between Vladimir Putin and Mohammad Bin Salman while wearing a red bib that says “MAGA”

The only new employment opportunities the POTUS can create are covfefe jobs

by Dr.Smackly November 28, 2018

Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

Combo Job

When a girl gives you head and pleasures you with her hands at the same time.

Did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?

Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth

by crushedicey May 5, 2014