Jermyn

One who is at the pinnacle of society. This person is usually the best at everything they do and is simply a force to be reckoned with. They will try anything once and immediately become the very best at it. They are the outcome of when an unstoppable force meets and immoveable object.

Jermyn is SUCH A BEAST.
Jermyn took one look at the situation and simply PWNED.

by KingOfTheWorld23 January 27, 2011

Shit Jerky

The process of putting your shit in a food dehydrator and making beef jerkey out of your shit.

"Wow Mike, i really want to buy some beef jerky but it costs $5.95 a bag so i will make shit jerky out of the beef jerky i ate last night".

by Koch Master June 20, 2009

Jerric

A very hyper guy, loves to play anything that includes: running,jumping,shooting,screaming,laughing and boasting about his skills. A person who is jolly, dares you to play boxing. And plays with people who he/she knows cannot fight him back. But in academics, you often see him active. always silent.

You are a Jerric person.

by galaxyyonrowni November 24, 2009

beef jerky

A delicious dried, smokey beef snack. Quite possibly the manliest food known to man. Don't be fooled by those pussy beef stick imposters. You can see the "grain" of the beef in real jerky.

Frank: "Hey John, you want some of this beef jerky?"

John: "No thanks."

Frank: "Pussy."

by Guestly January 1, 2012

Sloppy Jerky

When you take a nice fat shit, then take the shit and place it into a meat dehydrator. After about 3 days of letting the shit dehydrate, you then insert it into a womans vagina, and proceed to fuck her in the ass while you fuck her pussy with the dehydrated shit. The shit will slowly fall apart and get restored with water, turning it back into shit inside of her pussy. Thus, her pussy can be described as a "sloppy jerky."

Guy #1: Yo I was totally raw dogging some chick last night, and stuck my fingers up her ass

Guy #2: You think that's cool? I totally sloppy jerkyed my girlfriend last night and made her reach her hand into her pussy and eat out the shit

Guy #1: Man, you are fucked up.

by sloppyjerky November 22, 2009

Jerred

Some of great leadership and strength. One who most seek knowledge and opinion of. One with great charisma and good looks.

Jerred is the best.

by Jdp38105 February 2, 2017

Jerlyn

Beautiful attractive women and very intelligent

Jerlyn is so cute

by Jaz7zneudh May 17, 2021